BUY TOGGES

THE HOUR IS NIGH. UNLEASH THE POWER OF YOUR PLASTIC PAYMENT CARDS AND JOIN ME IN MY MOST NOBLE QUEST TO DOMINATE THE GALAXY TO SAVE FROM THE DANGERS OF THE UNKNOWN. 

This blog has been a great honor. For you. To read.  

I will see you in my expertly crafted game.  

Or else. 

…I’ll find someone else. 

Behold, the lunch trailer!

BEST REGARDS, 

KING PRESIDENT OF VIDEO GAME TOGGES END OF BLOG (?) 

Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1550270/Togges/ 

Xbox: https://www.xbox.com/games/store/togges/9ngn3tpmw9cp 

PlayStation: https://store.playstation.com/concept/10005282

Nintendo Switch: https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/togges-switch/

GOG: https://www.gog.com/en/game/togges 

Epic Games Store: https://store.epicgames.com/p/togges-17f696

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

You approach me with queries? Very well. I will gladly answer any question that you may have so that you may be even more interested in purchasing Togges.  

Q: How does one save the world? 

A: I don't know, that's why I'm hiring you! 

Q: What is Togges, the game?  

A: It is a BOUNDLESS open-world game, filled with curious puzzles and items to retrieve for the benefit of myself and your own theoretical amusement. Behold this GEF: 

Q: How do you, as the player, interact with the world? 

A: By stacking blocks (a.k.a Togges) and using their various abilities. Something like that, right? 

Q: What is the world of Togges like?  

A: It features many so-called “levels”. WINTER. CITY. DELICIOUS CAKE LEVEL. 4 OTHERS.  

Q: Where do Togges come from? 

A: Eh, I’ll tell you when you’re older.  

Q: Where can I wishlist Togges? 

A: Who knows? I grow weary of these questions. This Q and A is over. Exclamation point.  

...okay, fine. Here: togges.com.br

GEFS

Future Togges Universe Dominator Trainee, I have excellent news. 

My Internet-powers are rapidly amassing, and I am pleased to announce I have devised a method of creating moving images out of THIN AIR. They are called GEFS (jeefs?), and only a privileged few are permitted to wield such immense power. 

Allow me to demonstrate:

Behold - MOAR:  

That guy with the great bushy beard is very cool and presidential.

Hah. This puzzle is too easy. You just, uhm, do the thing with the thing. SIMPLE.

This is how happy you may feel if you wishlist Togges, which you can do right here.

humorous cat

Future Consumer of Togges and Assistant World Dominator, I gift your eyes with this hilarious image which I have placed here on my blog. 

HAHAHAHAHA. IT IS VERY FUNNY BECAUSE THE CAT CANNOT GET DOWN FROM THE TREE. 

Also, as King and President I can to being on top of the world. 

I am, however, not a cat. I do not want any confusion on that matter. It has been settled in the past and that’s final.  

What? Oh, yes, play the Togges demo now and entice yourself with its masterfully inventive mechanics, “cute” characters and AMAZING TOGGES. 

The game arrives at 12th of December! Wishlist this very second:  https://store.steampowered.com/app/1550270/Togges/

BLING

Greetings! It is once more I, the Humble kING pRESIDENT of Togges, who is communicating with you via this cybernetic interactive medium. Today, I have discovered bling-bling. What is it? Well, it’s of course, eh, a very high-class thing. Like myself. And it is a word you say twice in a row - for reasons! 

Anyway, my blog is now very bling-bling - as I’m sure you’ve noted since the last time I posted.  

This I have expertly accomplished with my own blessed hands via a tool of LIMITLESS POWER. I speak, of course, of the ultimate image manipulator, PAINT. Of course, you may only have heard in whispers of what I speak, as such powerful tool can only be wielded by one so gifted with technologo as myself. Alas, it would be far too dangerous in the wrong hands. See, for example, how I can MANIPULATE the following image.  

From this: 

Then - BEHOLD: 

Laughing Out Loud!!!!!! Charles detests headwear. 

Here’s another WITH TEXT.  

HA-HA, you just got MARKETE’d. 

Wishlist here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1550270/Togges/

GREETINGS ALL OF HUMANITY

It is I, KING PRESIDENT of Togges. Yes, you read that right. I want you, future Togges Universe Dominator Trainee, to read my venerable words. “Why?”, you may ask.  

A good question, indeed, and I have a the best answer: because we have to dominate the universe before it gets dominated!  

“How will we, with my mild assistance, accomplish this?”  
Because we are the good (and coolest) guys, of course!

“How does that help?”  
You’ll have to buy Togges to find out. 

Haha, you’ve just been marketed!  

Now, prepare to spend your medium-to-hard-earned wage and join me in my expertly crafted game. Until then, play the Togges demo - and entice yourself with a mere TASTE of what's to come in the FINAL release. 

"Hyperlink" to demo on an alleged steam-powered on-line platform: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1550270/Togges/

Lukewarm regards, 
K i n g  P r e s i d e n t 

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