It is I, KING PRESIDENT of Togges. Yes, you read that right. I want you, future Togges Universe Dominator Trainee, to read my venerable words. “Why?”, you may ask.
A good question, indeed, and I have a the best answer: because we have to dominate the universe before it gets dominated!
“How will we, with my mild assistance, accomplish this?”
Because we are the good (and coolest) guys, of course!
“How does that help?”
You’ll have to buy Togges to find out.
Haha, you’ve just been marketed!
Now, prepare to spend your medium-to-hard-earned wage and join me in my expertly crafted game. Until then, play the Togges demo - and entice yourself with a mere TASTE of what's to come in the FINAL release.
"Hyperlink" to demo on an alleged steam-powered on-line platform: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1550270/Togges/
Lukewarm regards,
K i n g P r e s i d e n t
NEXT POST NEXT WEEK
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FIRST. HAHA MY SPEED IS TOO GREAT TO FATHOM.
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